GEORGE
GRANT
"Make a mess, you'll feel better for it"
Writer / Actor / Baby
Who is this?
"My name is George. Standing at 6"2 and 27 years of age, I hold the record for being both the biggest and oldest baby in the western hemisphere. Most people grow up before reaching such a colossal size. They get a serious degree and work a serious job until they seriously die of something serious. Fortunately, having failed at my attempts to grow up, I became a playwright instead. Childish.
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You've found my website, which I can only assume means you're quite lost. A good thing to be in my opinion. As anyone who's ever played hide and seek before will tell you, there's nothing worse than being found. I'm not sure where I am, or where I'm going. I'm just looking forward to seeing what happens next. So join me on this weird journey, as I transition from massive baby with a keyboard to... who knows? But it should be pretty fun either way"
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- G xx
